the miniman dwarf for hire

some pictures of ME - the mini man - dwarf for hire

I hope you enjoy some pictures of me in my various costumes.

Any of these mini characters are available as “Dwarf (or other title)-O-Grams” using your own rhyme or I can write a rhyme especially for you. I have a loads of dwarf contacts and dwarf colleagues, so just let me know if you need to book more than one dwarf or little person for your event.

dwarf jester dwarf monk dwarf elvis for hire

Some other ideas

Mini Where’s Walley
Ideal for Student Club Promotions

Mini Pirate
Ideal for your beach parties this Summer.

Master of Ceremonies
As master of ceremonies I am very popular at weddings.

Mini Austin Powers
Shaken, Not Stirred

Black Suit with Jacket
This is one of my most popular roles as dwarf doorman/bouncer at nightclubs and pubs. It looks great when I'm stood next to a full-sized doorman/bouncer meeting and greeting guests and clients and collecting tickets where appropriate.

Inside clubs/pubs/private events, I am able to serve as mini wine waiter, or hand out promotional material. I can escort the manager as a “Mini-Me (as per the film “Gold member”)”

Red Devil
Promotional work, ticket collecting, perhaps pretending to menace clients as required. Suitable for club work, private parties and in the daytime in shopping centres to promote businesses.

Oompa Loompa
An old favourite. The Oompa Loompa is great for promotional work and entertaining children.

This costume has been designed with St Patrick’s day in mind and is great for other promotional work. I am Now taking bookings for St Patrick’s Day 2010! Book early to avoid disappointment! This is a very popular date as you can imagine and me and a lot of other dwarf entertainers get booked up early so contact me now before it’s to late!

Cupid / Angel
Why not have Valentines night promoted by your very own Cupid ! On Valentine's Day 2010, you could have me giving out chocolates and flowers to customers in your store, or possibly at one of two local clubs in the evening. Book early to avoid disappointment!

Christmas Elf
Now taking Bookings for this up and coming Christmas 2010! Due to Pantomime commitments, most dwarf’s within the entertainment profession are unavailable during this festive season, but due to the level of engagements I accepted last year such as work / private Christmas Parties, Grotto appearances and other such Christmassy events, I have decided to decline a Pantomime performance again this year, so be quick as once I’m booked up elsewhere, it’s to late! I cannot be in two places at once…. I’m good but I’m not that good!

Some other ideas include:
Cupid (especially good for Valentines Day), Schoolboy, Doctor, Red Indian Chief, Cowboy, Elf, Monk, Convict, 70's Pimp, Caveman / Flintstone, Ali G, Priest and Red Pope / Cardinal/ Elvis. Any other suggestions considered please let me know.

Greg The Miniman Ltd., England & Wales , Co.No. 8138662; t/as The Miniman